Season One: The Adventure Begins
Rousing from their gentle slumber, two guards in the Royal Army of Goodness and Justice realize that they have overslept. The army has rolled out to participate in the Big Battle against the Forces of Good. Join Thornwick and Bob, two regular jerks who have zero adventuring or social skills embark on a journey involving magic, monsters and villains as they try desperately to get to the Big Battle before it’s over.
1. The Forest of Madness and Terror
Thornwick and Bob rush to the big battle while avoiding quests, monsters, villains and of course the most deadly thing of all: responsibility. Tune in and follow the first exciting adventure of We’re So Bad At Adventuring. Vocals: Kayla Tolllis Rodney Piatt Andrew Pourciaux Written by Andrew Pourciaux
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2. The Marsh of Madness, Insanity and Topiaries
As they journey toward the Road, Thornwick and Bob encounter deadly monsters, clever riddles and a strange horror so terrible, you’d have to listen to find out what it is! Vocals: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux.
3. The Desolate Wastes
A goblin king, family issues and an amulet are all things that Thornwick and Bob must deal with as they try to get closer(ish) to the road. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux
4. The Dungeon of Forgotten Terrors
A terrible curse drags Thornwick and Bob into an unwanted adventure, complete with a dungeon, a monster, an ancient artifact and a giant rat! Voices: Andrew Pourciaux, Rodney Piatt. Written by Andrew Pourciaux.
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5. The Swamp of Perpetual Torment
Thornwick and Bob must battle sexism, vipers, bone-jackals and boredom as they journey through yet another swamp. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux, Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: “Achaidh Cheide” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
6. The Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment
Trapped within a poorly designed and somewhat deadly maze, Thornwick and Bob search for a way to escape the Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment. Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
7. The Northern Ridge
Surprised by the lack of warmth as they travel up a freezing cold mountain, Thornwick and Bob must struggle with bandits, giant worms, cunning wizards and stuff. Also things. Tune in to hear the next hilarious chapter in their continuing non-adventure adventure. Voice: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux.
8. The Valley of Unwitting Ends
Faced with a challenge by some well dressed barbarians, Thornwick and Bob must deal with a terrible Valley Beast, navigate another swamp, deal with economic education and we learn a terrible secret about Thornwick’s past. Well the secret’s terrible, Thornwick isn’t terrible. Although to be honest he’s pretty bad too. So we learn a terrible secret about a terrible Thornwick. Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux.
Music: Hidden Agenda by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com)
9. The Desert of Terror Birds Who Swoop Down On You And Devour You Terribly. In the Desert
A desert, a terror bird, another riddle and alcohol all work their best to try and kill Thornwick and Bob as they journey to the thing that will tell them where the road is. Prepare yourself for the most thrilling installment of We’re So Bad At Adventuring this year! Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Balzan Groove by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech.com)
10. The Sunspire Citadel (of Doom)
Monks, chaos, spinal injuries and identity issues rise up in this thrilling episode of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! Join Thornwick and Bob as they venture to a lone citadel that is probably very mysterious and important! Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Skye Cuiullin by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech.com)
11. The Canyon of Unwitting Ends
Grax, Egregious and Kaylin all hang out and talk about their feelings in this exciting episode of WSBA! Thornwick and Bob are relatively close to the end of their non-adventure adventure must pass right through the A-Plot to get to their goals! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Music: Pippin the Hunchback by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech,com)
12. The Road
The Big Battle is all the rage these days, what with Thornwick and Bob finally arriving to it They must navigate the classic obstacle course known as war to get to their destination: the Road. There are twists, turns and of course, hijinx galore in the season finale to WSBA!! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Take A Chance and Atlantean Twilight by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech.com)